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[action] 3/?

[makesascene]

[Leo.exe has stopped functioning.]

[action] 4/4

[makesascene]

[He just ends up making a face. His brain comes back to him as the flavor becomes a distant back wash kind of taste in his mouth.]

You taste like... wow. Okay, not grape? The suggestion of grape three states away? New Jersey's idea of grape flavor? The vague idea of a grape from an alien whose never eaten one?

[soft_shelled]

[He watches as Leo eats his goo, and his brother's reaction to it as well so that when Leo finally speaks all Donnie has to say is this:]

... That's it? [He expected something else, really.]

[makesascene]

What, did you expect me to treat your goo like a fine wine or something?

[soft_shelled]

No just... I expected something different, I guess, than "vaguely grape"?

[makesascene]

I dunno what you expected beyond suggestion of grape, Dee. You are... so purple. You're practically grape jelly, but angrier.

[soft_shelled]

I am not grape jelly! My consistency is more on par with jam anyway.

[makesascene]

Bro, you are a grape jelly with an attitude, I dunno what to tell you.

[soft_shelled]

Jelly has a looser consistency than I do, so I can't be jelly.

[Yes that is his sticking point here.]

[makesascene]

Little jelly boy, little jelly booyyyyy- [Donnie sticking to this idea immediately means Leo is now going to make it a problem.]

[soft_shelled]

[...

He's just going to leave now.]

[makesascene]

[And Leo is just laughing at the reaction. Okay, eating Donnie's slime paid off in a better way than expected.

GOODBYE, JELLY BOY.]