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[soft_shelled]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, DONATELLO. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 016.04.154.55 *** Bootyyyshaker9000 has joined 016.04.154.55 <Bootyyyshaker9000> God this tech is old. <Bootyyyshaker9000> ANYWAY, you're conversing with Donatello. Leave a message.

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Comments

[soft_shelled]

[Donnie is stifling his own laugh now.]

Ah but Leo, none of that applies here anyway.

[makesascene]

Just you wait, Donathan. I'll invent reddit specifically to tank your karma.

[soft_shelled]

Leo, you and I both know you don't have the coding skills to create something like reddit.

[makesascene]

I would learn it specifically to obliterate you.

[soft_shelled]

Why would you do that when you can obliterate me in ways that are much easier and don't involve learning?

[makesascene]

Cause, it'll make all that learnification worth it.

[soft_shelled]

That's not a real word.

[makesascene]

Afraid to be learnified, Dee?

[soft_shelled]

I can't be afraid of something that doesn't exist, Leo.

[makesascene]

My own twin, a learnification denier. Truly, tragic. I never knew this about you.

[soft_shelled]

[SIGHS, he's just not going to reply anymore as it just feeds Leo into being more annoying.]