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< LittleHelper >

[bachelorblogger]

Season's greetings! Kris Kringle's assistant here, reporting to you in his stead, as he is a very busy man this time of year. Your Secret Santa recipient is Jonathan Joestar, network username: < JOJO >.

Get Jonathan a present by December 26, and if you can't figure out how to deliver it, you can drop it off (clearly labelled, please!) at Crowe Clinic up until the 24th.

THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT JONATHAN:
- He has been described to me as a "Victorian nerd".

If you need more information, I'm afraid I cannot be of assistance. Maybe attempt something generic, or do some detective work? Should be a good challenge.

Happy Nattensfest holidays.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[Hoo boy, this is not a good time but... Donnie will make an effort at least.]

Okay, thanks. I'll do my best.