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Comments

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

At least it's not stage magic.

Keep telling yourself that, brother.

[Honestly he'd just sigh even if Leo got up to something criminal.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Hey, c'mon. Stage magic is dope!!! Those tricks are so intricate and require a ton of skill.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

It's just trickery and foolishness, Leo. Nothing dope about it when you know how it works.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Yeah, but it's trickery with an answer, Donnie. So many things in life don't have an answer.

Stage magic always has an answer. You just have to work your way there first.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Yet, Leonardo. We don't have the answers yet.

And while that is true, the answer is always some form of trickery. The cowards' science.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

What exactly in life are you looking to answer?

Its not a cowards science. It an artform!!

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

A lot of things, Leo! If you're not looking for answers then what's the point?

It is a coward's science, nothing artful about it.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

You know, like, not everything has an answer or even satisfying answer, right?!

Now I wanna learn more magic to get you. I hope you're ready for that.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Those sound like quitters words, Leo.

Better be ready for me to not be impressed then.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

They aren't tho???

Oh, just you wait. I'm going to blow your socks off. After I forcibly make you wear socks.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

They are, because even if the answer isn't satisfying you can always try to find a better one, Leo.

Uh huh, well I won't be holding my breath.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

That sounds not so shockingly like something a mad scientist would say, Donathon.

Socks.

Knocked.

Clean.

off!

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

And? How is that a bad thing?

Okay, okay, okay Leo. My socks will totally be knocked off.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

No scientific abominations in the house :|

brb tho, i gotta get you some cool socks preemptively.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

You're not the boss of me.

Oh boy, socks.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I am now, I was here first! First survivor dibsies!

I know you'll like them. Lets hope you don't get weird hooves.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Ah, but I'm older. So that gives me more clout.

Yeah, and we've still got that bet going on.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

You weren't even a social media star like I was! I had clout, Donald. I had fans! I got fat paychecks.

If you get paws I can still give you socks. Hooves would be annoying.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Yeah but that doesn't apply here, now does it?

Wouldn't it just be awkward to wear socks, even with paws?

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

It totally applies because people know me from my streaming and stage shows, Dee. It totes counts. The clout carries!

Maybe, but what if you have cold toe beans? What if, Donnie, What If?

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Really? My post about you seems to say otherwise.

... Then I get used to having cold beans, Leo.

[He can't believe he just wrote that, yet here we are.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Everyone loves me, Don. I know what they feel deep down inside.

My god... your beans...

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Uh huh, whatever helps you sleep at night, brother.

That's if I even end up with them! Which I just might not.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Some people can't even handle the truth. You're just one of them.

You're gonna be a bean boy.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

There's no truth to your statement, so there is nothing to be handled!

And I am not!