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Comments

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

If he does have a weirdo scale already it'd be interesting to know, and could perhaps add to the one we're making.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Honestly, Bucky probably has a scale of some kind, but probably needs work. The whole brainwashed assassin thing means he saw a lot of stuff.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, probably did a lot of weird stuff too.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

He said he killed a president once. Dunno which one tho. Like a really famous one.

So, his scale has to be like really all over the place.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

That like, covers a few presidents.

It would be something to at least ask him about.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Like, really famous? No idea anymore. I was running on three hours of sleep and five energy drinks. He was mostly trying to drop a coat on me during the conversation.

Oh for sure. Maybe he'll add some Spice to the scale.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

... Well. That actually narrows it down, when we consider Bucky's age as well...

[He's actually going to try and figure this out.]

Of course! It could use some spice anyway.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

He's like a hundred... and he's from the 1940's, and it was maybe like modern day where he was?

Assassin Dad Spice will def shake it up.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

I think I have a hunch on which president it could be, actually.

So I shall have to consult him on the scale then.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Lemme guess... does it start with a K?

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Their last name does, yes.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

President..... Koffman.

[There is no telling whether Leo is serious or not.]

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Leo, there's never been a President Koffman.

[HE IS NOT SURE.]

1/2 <TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

oh yeah, right. I got it tho...

2/2 <TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

President Kentucky.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[OH MY GOD. Leo probably hears Donnie actually say that out loud.]

No, I'm pretty sure it's Kennedy!

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

[Somehow, Leo does not guffaw loudly from where he is in the apartment.]

You sure? I was sure it was Kentucky or Kanada.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[Such restraint, Leo.]

I'm very sure, because there is no President Kentucky or Kanada.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

You sure? I feel like Kentucky was a full term president. Had good policies like... no war crimes on tuesday.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Yes, I'm sure! Now I know you're just being an idiot on purpose.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I stand with president Kentucky....

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Where are you.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

[Take a wild guess based on Leo accidentally laughing too loudly in the apartment at his own joke.]

[action]

[soft_shelled]

[The laugh is a perfect way to find Leo, because Donnie is totally using it to find his twin and beating his assglare at him.]

[action]

[makesascene]

[Leo realizes he's laughed at his own joke a little too loudly. This realization only fully hits when HERE HE COMES, Donnie. Right into the living room.

Leo pauses, closing his laptop slowly.] Sooooooo....

Skateboarding, am I right?

[The original reason he messaged his twin.]