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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, DONATELLO. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 016.04.154.55 * Bootyyyshaker9000 has joined 016.04.154.55 <Bootyyyshaker9000> God this tech is old. <Bootyyyshaker9000>** ANYWAY, you're conversing with Donatello. Leave a message.

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Lean into the spicy, maybe get her spicecream. A stuffed animal would be good too. Make sure its like a funky looking one.

Bro, idk either. I'm kinda just going with something I made. Cause she has like thirty nicknames and it'd be funny if she had a jacket with that on the back.

That might melt though, and hm.

at least you can make something cool, the tech here is horrible for that and I don't know what she would like like that anyway...

And aren't you the source for most of those nicknames anyway?

Spicecream for when you guys are like on a date or w/e.

Time to up the tech game, Dee. I know she liked that weird super techy bed you made, we talked about it a little. So, I feel like anything you make would probably make her hype.

Look, I only had a hand in some of them.

[Hahahaha... A date, they haven't exactly. Done something like that yet, but not going to tell Leo that.]

Maybe, and why did you tell her about that? I've made way cooler stuff than that bed.

... you've only got a hand to put in anyway.

[Sorry Leo, it sounded funny to Donnie so he said it.]

[If Leo knew, he would give his brother the hardest time possible.]

We were just talking, and it came up, Dee. Sometimes it just happens.

Ha ha, very funny. If you don't watch out, I'll steal your hand.

[Like the leg, Leo will never know.]

Still. I made such better stuff.

... You know it would probably work while I'm a slime. Or not, it might just melt into goo and be useless.

Yeah, but if I set the expectations at defense bed or w/e you called it, she'll get wowed by more.

Can you like... control the consistency of your arm if its not on you?

Personal Slumber Defensive Device, Leo.

... I don't think so? The guide doesn't really say anything about that only that it can take some time to heal from loss of goo.

PSDD sounds like a sleeping disorder. Attack bed sounds cooler.

Yeah, okay, definitely not messing with that. I'd rather not hurt you.

But it's not an attack bed, it's a defensive slumber device!

... I don't think it would hurt? Just there would be less of me.

Death bed, the bed that eats.

I kind of like having you in one piece, so, no losing pieces. I already lost an arm, and we're still struggling with that.

It's not that either!

Aw, so no eating me? I was wondering what "nerd" tastes like though.

[Is this going to lead to Donnie trying to goad Leo into eating his slime, who knows?]

Shake bed, the bed that shakes you out of your skin.

I told Ray I wasn't going to eat any slime. Don't make me throw up from lying.

Leo.

... it's not lying if she never finds out.

[Oh no, his need to cause problems is clashing against his promise to Ray.]

Kinda a bad precedent to set for your relationship, bro. Isn't a romantic relationship kind of thing about honesty and genuineness with another person?

[Mwahahaha, Donnie knows Leo too well.]

If she asks I'll tell her the truth, that it was my idea. Also for science, come on Leo.

If you try to pin this on me, I'm showing her this text conversation to prove it was your idea. I'm just a normal man, an innocent man! Assaulted by slime with evil intentions!

I am writing myself a note and putting it in my shell that says "not Leo's idea" so you're in the clear.

Also, it's not evil, although I could be poisonous so maybe... a little evil.

[Thankfully Donnie is a poison free slime.]

I'm gonna proverbially bookmark this conversation, just in case. I don't need Ray and Dad both yelling at me over it!!!

If you poison me, you owe me 89 solars. Goobert at least gave me non poisonous goo!!

No one is going to yell at you! Except me, I am yelling at you now!

It's not like I'd be doing it on purpose, and I'll pay you if you die from it.

Alright, cranky sludge, put your money where your mouth is and get over here, so I can eat you!

[No reply, as it takes a few minutes for Donnie to slime his way from his room to Leo's since he is assuming his brother is in there and thump thump on the door.]

You better be ready.

[Leo rises from his spot on his bed, opening his door to gaze down at his slimed sibling.]

Ready as I can be, given you're really gung-ho to figure out what your flavor is.

It's for science, also to see if I am poisonous!

[Even with slime brain, he cannot hide excitement for science.]

I swear if science kills me... [He trails off as he leans against his doorway.] Did you at least bring a cup to goop in?

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<TheCoolestTurtle> plz don't google death bed

<Bootyyyshaker9000> no, google it anyone who reads this

<TheCoolestTurtle>do not!!!

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