Ryslig Inbox

[soft_shelled]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, DONATELLO. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 016.04.154.55 *** Bootyyyshaker9000 has joined 016.04.154.55 <Bootyyyshaker9000> God this tech is old. <Bootyyyshaker9000> ANYWAY, you're conversing with Donatello. Leave a message.

< Bootyyyshaker9000 > - Normal Username
< OthelloVonRyan > - Anon Username
< TartarugaPiùIntelligente > - Second Anon Username Retired
< Ganacci > - Third Anon Username, not used yet

Comments

[makesascene]

Hmmmm

Nope. I will not!


Maybe I'll ask Goobert, they're writing some kind of updated guide.

[soft_shelled]

Oh my god, Leo.

I doubt they'd know anything about it, don't they just swap monsters a lot?

[makesascene]

Goobert was asking people's opinions about stuff awhile back to become a slime permanently. So, I feel like Gooby-Dooby would know.

[soft_shelled]

I don't know... I still think getting advice from a larger pool would be better.

[makesascene]

A larger pool also means larger margin of error T B H. Clearly I'm approaching an expert.

[soft_shelled]

Doubt that, Leo.

[makesascene]

Donnie, you and I both know how the network functions. People are excessively stupid there, misinformed or too serious. Goobert at least gets me. I mean, I snorted their slime.

[soft_shelled]

Leo, Leo. At least the network isn't reddit, so it could always be worse.

[makesascene]

[Leo is definitely laughing loudly at that.]

Gonna have to downvote you for that truth, Dontron. Too Real.

[soft_shelled]

[It's nice to make Leo laugh, all things considered.]

Hey, I worked hard for my upvotes and karma. Don't ruin that just because I speak the truth.

[makesascene]

You underestimate the power of a mob of angry people with the power of downvoting, Donathan.

Prepare for Death.

[This is definitely ASCII Art of a downwards pointing arrow with a frowning face on it.]

[soft_shelled]

[Donnie is stifling his own laugh now.]

Ah but Leo, none of that applies here anyway.

[makesascene]

Just you wait, Donathan. I'll invent reddit specifically to tank your karma.

[soft_shelled]

Leo, you and I both know you don't have the coding skills to create something like reddit.

[makesascene]

I would learn it specifically to obliterate you.

[soft_shelled]

Why would you do that when you can obliterate me in ways that are much easier and don't involve learning?

[makesascene]

Cause, it'll make all that learnification worth it.

[soft_shelled]

That's not a real word.

[makesascene]

Afraid to be learnified, Dee?

[soft_shelled]

I can't be afraid of something that doesn't exist, Leo.

[makesascene]

My own twin, a learnification denier. Truly, tragic. I never knew this about you.

[soft_shelled]

[SIGHS, he's just not going to reply anymore as it just feeds Leo into being more annoying.]