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Comments

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I'm finding out what these coins can get me, Donnie.

Maybe we can be turtles again.

stay tuned to find out ;)

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Wait, what.

There's no way that's possible.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

There is this moth lady you can pay to do stuff. Sooooo, I'm pouring a little hot cash on her.

You know, for science.

Not like I can use the coins for anything else.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[Thank you for this information, Donnie is thinking of things he could buy with these coins that... He does not have.]

Okay so. I'm assuming the coins aren't the local currency, how did you get them then?

And stop saying it's for science, you're no scientist.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

No idea, they just kinda appear! I keep finding them under my bed.

And here I thought you'd be excited I was participating in the scientific method, DonTron. I'm going to write my experience down and collect info.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

I see, that's interesting.

Because I know you Leo, you will not write down a single thing.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

More info is probably in that guidebook or w/e. NO IDEA. All I know is you find moth lady, you ask for thing. get thing.

I write down, plenty! So much! You don't even know!

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Sounds a little sketchy, but hey if you're willing to risk it...

Uh huh, and how much have you written down since you got here?

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Its for science, Donnie. Also its unfair Scoots is a turtle. We're turtles first and foremost. I need to rectify this immediately.

So much. Sadly, you can't access the posts I made before. So, so, so, so, sad.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Of course you do.

... I mean outside you riling folks up.

[Also someday he is going to steal Leo's laptop and learn everything]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Its science, Donnie. I'm committing myself to science. I guess capitalism based science?

You don't know what I been doing, bro.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Capitalism-based science indeed.

And Leo, I'm just going by what I know of you. That's all.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Its also magic based, which I'm sure is gonna drive you crazy, lol.

I'm just saying, you never know what I've been doing~

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[Donnie would say he's a little better about magic since he unlocked his own mystic skills, but holds his tongue. Metaphorically speaking.]

That basically describes everything about this place, Leo.

Yet, I don't know yet.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Still! Gotta say it, Dontron. Magic is just everywhere here.

Never. N e v e r.

[Donnie will be so disappointed by the fact Leo hasn't done anything exceptionally criminal, beyond irritate people.]

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

At least it's not stage magic.

Keep telling yourself that, brother.

[Honestly he'd just sigh even if Leo got up to something criminal.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Hey, c'mon. Stage magic is dope!!! Those tricks are so intricate and require a ton of skill.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

It's just trickery and foolishness, Leo. Nothing dope about it when you know how it works.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Yeah, but it's trickery with an answer, Donnie. So many things in life don't have an answer.

Stage magic always has an answer. You just have to work your way there first.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Yet, Leonardo. We don't have the answers yet.

And while that is true, the answer is always some form of trickery. The cowards' science.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

What exactly in life are you looking to answer?

Its not a cowards science. It an artform!!

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

A lot of things, Leo! If you're not looking for answers then what's the point?

It is a coward's science, nothing artful about it.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

You know, like, not everything has an answer or even satisfying answer, right?!

Now I wanna learn more magic to get you. I hope you're ready for that.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Those sound like quitters words, Leo.

Better be ready for me to not be impressed then.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

They aren't tho???

Oh, just you wait. I'm going to blow your socks off. After I forcibly make you wear socks.