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Normal by whose standards?

Normal people's standards, Don Don. Not... 30000 pages of explanations.

Oh well...

I can try to make it more condensed.

Thank you, Dee.

I wanna be able to use the scale. So I need it to be at least a little condensed.

Yeah, yeah...

I guess it can be a challenge for me to make a version of it for Dummies then.

[He means it affectionately, really.]

I mean, when have you ever backed down from a challenge anyway?

[Part of him knows it's Leo trying to trick him into making two versions of the scale, or at least a dumbed-down version of it, but damn... It works.]

Ha ha! Well, you shall be impressed with the scale no matter what version you use!

Oh, I'm sure I'll be staring in awe and wonder at both versions, unable to comprehend just how it came to be.

Sides, you and Bucky can use the Smart Guys Only one.

Both shall blow your feeble mind, dear brother!

[At mention of Bucky using it though, he pauses.]

I doubt he'd be all that interested in it.

Looking forward to empty skull syndrome to come.

We can show him. I can tell you, he'll be impressed.

Hah.

... He seems like he'd be impressed by a lot of things, no offence.

He is a little easily wowed, but c'mon, Dee.

Who doesn't want to wow someone so completely, huh?

Ah yes, but I don't know. I'd like it to be because of it being something impressive and not because they don't know any better?

Not that I'm saying Bucky doesn't know better, of course.

I mean, at this point we don't know if he doesn't know stuff or if its something he picked up from a freaky assassination he had to do.

What if he has a weirdo scale built in already? Who knows.

If he does have a weirdo scale already it'd be interesting to know, and could perhaps add to the one we're making.

Honestly, Bucky probably has a scale of some kind, but probably needs work. The whole brainwashed assassin thing means he saw a lot of stuff.

Yeah, probably did a lot of weird stuff too.

He said he killed a president once. Dunno which one tho. Like a really famous one.

So, his scale has to be like really all over the place.

That like, covers a few presidents.

It would be something to at least ask him about.

Like, really famous? No idea anymore. I was running on three hours of sleep and five energy drinks. He was mostly trying to drop a coat on me during the conversation.

Oh for sure. Maybe he'll add some Spice to the scale.

... Well. That actually narrows it down, when we consider Bucky's age as well...

[He's actually going to try and figure this out.]

Of course! It could use some spice anyway.

He's like a hundred... and he's from the 1940's, and it was maybe like modern day where he was?

Assassin Dad Spice will def shake it up.

I think I have a hunch on which president it could be, actually.

So I shall have to consult him on the scale then.

Lemme guess... does it start with a K?

Their last name does, yes.

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