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[Nooo, Leo. Taking away all the fun things from Donnie.]

I think the only one doing any terrorizing is you.

[The power of siblings, tormenting each other in strange ways.]

You say, before you inevitably build something to make people turn into frogs or something.

That's science, not terrorizing.

Its called terrorience, dear brother.

I mean, mad scientists exist in media for a reason.

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That isn't a word.

Yeah but that's because normal people don't understand what the scientists are doing.

Def a word, dearest brother.

Most people can tell when its good science if the scientists aren't cackling evilly while doing something, Donathan.

Is not.

Wow, so one is not allowed to enjoy their work via laughter then?

Totes is. Language is an ever evolving artform, nerd boy.

If its a manical laugh, yes. A sensible chuckle way more normal.

Linguistics is not an art form, Leo.

Wow, wow. Judge someone for how they laugh, what if they're incapable of anything but a maniacal laugh hm?

Feel like a lot of people would disagree with you on that, Dee.

You saying you can't sensibly chuckle? Only maniacal laughter for days?

Well they would be wrong.

And I'm not saying it about me, I'm talking about hypothetical other people, Leo.

[That and he never actually evil laughed beyond... Saying evil laugh that one time.]

okay, okay

We're getting WAY off topic.

What are you gonna do for Ray's birthday?

I promised her a jacket. I'm working on finishing the last parts since my hand hurts.

[A jacket, no. That sounds so cool.]

Well, um... she likes spicy things, so maybe get her the hottest hot sauce I can find?

... maybe a stuffed animal too?

I don't know, what do couples do for birthdays???

Lean into the spicy, maybe get her spicecream. A stuffed animal would be good too. Make sure its like a funky looking one.

Bro, idk either. I'm kinda just going with something I made. Cause she has like thirty nicknames and it'd be funny if she had a jacket with that on the back.

That might melt though, and hm.

at least you can make something cool, the tech here is horrible for that and I don't know what she would like like that anyway...

And aren't you the source for most of those nicknames anyway?

Spicecream for when you guys are like on a date or w/e.

Time to up the tech game, Dee. I know she liked that weird super techy bed you made, we talked about it a little. So, I feel like anything you make would probably make her hype.

Look, I only had a hand in some of them.

[Hahahaha... A date, they haven't exactly. Done something like that yet, but not going to tell Leo that.]

Maybe, and why did you tell her about that? I've made way cooler stuff than that bed.

... you've only got a hand to put in anyway.

[Sorry Leo, it sounded funny to Donnie so he said it.]

[If Leo knew, he would give his brother the hardest time possible.]

We were just talking, and it came up, Dee. Sometimes it just happens.

Ha ha, very funny. If you don't watch out, I'll steal your hand.

[Like the leg, Leo will never know.]

Still. I made such better stuff.

... You know it would probably work while I'm a slime. Or not, it might just melt into goo and be useless.

Yeah, but if I set the expectations at defense bed or w/e you called it, she'll get wowed by more.

Can you like... control the consistency of your arm if its not on you?

Personal Slumber Defensive Device, Leo.

... I don't think so? The guide doesn't really say anything about that only that it can take some time to heal from loss of goo.

PSDD sounds like a sleeping disorder. Attack bed sounds cooler.

Yeah, okay, definitely not messing with that. I'd rather not hurt you.

But it's not an attack bed, it's a defensive slumber device!

... I don't think it would hurt? Just there would be less of me.

Death bed, the bed that eats.

I kind of like having you in one piece, so, no losing pieces. I already lost an arm, and we're still struggling with that.

It's not that either!

Aw, so no eating me? I was wondering what "nerd" tastes like though.

[Is this going to lead to Donnie trying to goad Leo into eating his slime, who knows?]

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<Bootyyyshaker9000> no, google it anyone who reads this