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Comments

August 2nd

[makesascene]

Fyi

I'm gonna chunk coins at Mana to see if I can become a turtle. I'll keep you updated.

[soft_shelled]

Okay, make sure you actually say you want to be a turtle this time.

[makesascene]

Yes, Dee, I'm gonna specify I want to be a turtle. No slang, no dancing around the topic by being cute.

[soft_shelled]

Just saying, you can't afford to lose another limb.

[makesascene]

Or I grow my arm back, that could so happen

[soft_shelled]

... Okay that would probably be a good thing, if it happened.

[makesascene]

See, it's worth a shot for many reasons, Dee.

If I grow back an arm, heck yeah, if I don't Eh. I'm used to what I got now.

[soft_shelled]

Are you going to be cool with the change of feeding though? Mers have to drown people after all.

[Bringing up the real concerns here.]

[makesascene]

I wasn't happy with how I was feeding anyway to begin with tbh. Later I can just go meat eater.

[soft_shelled]

I am aware of that. And good, if I can help you get that done quicker let me know.

[makesascene]

I'll keep you in the loop, Dee.

Far as I can tell, I just need a lot of coins before I can go 'hey, can I eat not souls or energy or w/e' and maybe Mana will do something? idk. not like there is a rulebook for this junk.

[soft_shelled]

You could always try asking on the network. I'm sure someone around here has done it before, and then you wouldn't be flying in blind.

For once.

[makesascene]

Hmmmm

Nope. I will not!


Maybe I'll ask Goobert, they're writing some kind of updated guide.

[soft_shelled]

Oh my god, Leo.

I doubt they'd know anything about it, don't they just swap monsters a lot?

[makesascene]

Goobert was asking people's opinions about stuff awhile back to become a slime permanently. So, I feel like Gooby-Dooby would know.

[soft_shelled]

I don't know... I still think getting advice from a larger pool would be better.

[makesascene]

A larger pool also means larger margin of error T B H. Clearly I'm approaching an expert.

[soft_shelled]

Doubt that, Leo.

[makesascene]

Donnie, you and I both know how the network functions. People are excessively stupid there, misinformed or too serious. Goobert at least gets me. I mean, I snorted their slime.

[soft_shelled]

Leo, Leo. At least the network isn't reddit, so it could always be worse.

[makesascene]

[Leo is definitely laughing loudly at that.]

Gonna have to downvote you for that truth, Dontron. Too Real.

[soft_shelled]

[It's nice to make Leo laugh, all things considered.]

Hey, I worked hard for my upvotes and karma. Don't ruin that just because I speak the truth.

[makesascene]

You underestimate the power of a mob of angry people with the power of downvoting, Donathan.

Prepare for Death.

[This is definitely ASCII Art of a downwards pointing arrow with a frowning face on it.]

[soft_shelled]

[Donnie is stifling his own laugh now.]

Ah but Leo, none of that applies here anyway.

[makesascene]

Just you wait, Donathan. I'll invent reddit specifically to tank your karma.