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<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[And check it he shall, and he sees that skateboard and gives it a good once over to take it all in.

He is pleasantly surprised so when he sends Leo a message back it is sincere.]

The bow was a bit much, you know? But thanks.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

You know you love it ;)

we'll hit the skatepark later. The place is dope.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

I tolerate it.

... and why am I surprised this place has a skatepark, it has an arcade after all why not a skatepark?

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Sure, Jan. Suuuure.

The skatepark is god unaffiliated, so anybody can show up, skate, and have a good time. I play basketball there too sometimes.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Why would a place be affiliated with any of the gods, let alone a skatepark? Ah never mind, dumb question.

It must be good if you also play ball there though.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I was gonna say, people dedicate the weirdest places to the gods here.

I am a man of taste, so, I know where the good spots are.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

People here are weird, period.

... Doubts.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Are we gonna rate them against New York, or is this a new level of weird?

Trust ole Prime Time, alright? I got it.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

I'd say we need a new scale to work from, considering everything about this place.

And it's not like I have much of a choice here.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

We better start building a new scale soon. That way we can judge events to be and nod knowingly when people act out.

Soon enough, you'll be on top of everything, Dee.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

I'm surpri-- Actually no, I'm not surprised you don't have one started.

... Yeah, I will be. Then what'll you do hm?

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I've been busy! Sides, its no fun if I don't have you around to help with the list.

Means we'll be able to do whatever we want way easier, duh.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

You know, I was going to ask what could you be busy with but I kind of don't want to know. Also, what would you have done if you ended up with Raph or Mikey instead of me?

True, too true.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

You'll live in mystery forever now. With Raph or Mikey, I'd see what kind of list they'd wanna make. Knowing them, it'd be really funny scale that goes off the rails real fast.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Alas, I shall never know the truth. ... And yeah that sounds about right for them.

[Since Donnie is already kind of mathing out how the weirdness list/scale should work in his head.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

You going by hard math here for this scale or by vibe? I'm personally about vibe TBH.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Leo, do you even have to ask? Of course it's math, we want this to be an accurate scale after all!

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I gotta know if it's gonna be understandable or if I can slide vibe checks in, Donald.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

It'll be understandable! If you actually pay attention and read everything.

[This is going to be a repeat of Donnie's big book of bad guy codes, isn't it? And yes, he may have started to write this scale out already.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

ew

is this a lot of reading or normal reading? do i need to forget how to read??

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

...

Normal by whose standards?

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Normal people's standards, Don Don. Not... 30000 pages of explanations.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Oh well...

I can try to make it more condensed.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Thank you, Dee.

I wanna be able to use the scale. So I need it to be at least a little condensed.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, yeah...

I guess it can be a challenge for me to make a version of it for Dummies then.

[He means it affectionately, really.]