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[soft_shelled]

We are not!

... and have you got your vibe check then?

[makesascene]

Are so!

My vibe is indeed checked. We're getting a cat. We need to name her tho...

[soft_shelled]

Are not.

"We" need to? You're the one who wants the cat, Leo.

[Also don't ask Donnie to name the cat, he'll give it a nerd name.]

[makesascene]

but Donathan,,,

she would live with all of us, so also a "we" cat.

[soft_shelled]

Ah, but who would be in charge of the care of this cat, hm?

[makesascene]

Me, obvs, but c'mon, Dee!! You're helping by being around and being nice to the cat.

[soft_shelled]

Fine.

Hypatia, that's a good name.

[makesascene]

Humor me, what does that mean?

[soft_shelled]

It's the name of a female mathematician, Leo.

[A nerd name.]

[makesascene]

I'll add it to the list.


ok tho, what if we taught the cat math

[soft_shelled]

I don't think you can teach a cat math.

[makesascene]

You dunno if you can teach a cat math! They can recognize themselves in a mirror, so they're smart.

[soft_shelled]

I know you can teach them to talk, by pressing certain buttons that have words or phrases associated with them, so yeah I know they're smart.

[makesascene]

THUS, we can math a cat! Simple!

[soft_shelled]

I think teaching a cat math might be harder than teaching them word buttons.

[makesascene]

I mean, if you're not up for the challenge, that's fine, Dee. I could always ask around see if someone else is interested.

[soft_shelled]

[Wow. Wow, he knows what you're doing Leo and yet...]

You know no one else would be willing to do it, Leo.

[makesascene]

I'm sure I could find someone, Dee. Plenty of big brain people out here. Maybe they'd be up to the challenge of teaching a cat math.

[soft_shelled]

I'm not going to let some stranger come around and teach our cat math.

[makesascene]

I mean, if you're not up to the task bro, I would have to go searching for someone who is.

[soft_shelled]

Or you could stop this right now, because you know it's going to end with me teaching the cat math.

[makesascene]

C'mon, Dee, you know it wouldn't be a bad thing!

[soft_shelled]

Of course, it'd at least make the cat smarter than you.

[makesascene]

[He was just trying to have fun, but this grates him in a way he can't articulate. The topic isn't even serious.

But... Neither Donnie or Bucky really care about getting a cat. They don't care about how fun it will be.

They're agreeing to just appease him.

'Sure, have a cat, and shut up'.]

Yeah. Sure.

I'll stop trying to convince you. Wouldn't want the cat to out do me.

[soft_shelled]

[And Donnie over here unaware he hurt Leo's feelings.]

Considering I already said yes, you don't need to convince me anymore, Leo.