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Comments

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

ohmigosh, donthan

fine

fiiine

what are you getting her then?

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[Good question, Leo.]

I don't know!

something nice, but not flowers they die and don't last and I know she likes stuffed animals maybe one of those? But what if she has it already...

[Activate Classic Donnie Overthink.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I'd say make her something, but your dexterity is sooooo shot right now.

Maybe get her some sewing supplies? She'd probably like that.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[If he had legs he would be pacing right now, instead he is shifting between being solid enough to write a reply and just puddling in stress.]

I couldn't make her anything good in five days, Leo! At least not here, if we were home that would be a different story.

I mean, yes she does like sewing but that's so... Practical.

[He wants this to be a good gift, Leo. He wants to impress Ray!]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I was thinking like, you sewed her something or made her a card? Since your tech levels are mega low here.

And? Does Ray seem like someone who wants a flashy gift, bro?

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

I could make a card...

And? And? What are you getting her then, hm?!

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Do you want me to origami the card so it's at least shaped cool? I could give you some of my origami paper.

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy!

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

No, because then it won't be made by me.

... and come on, I don't want to like give her the same thing.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Fine, fine, no fancy paper for you. It even has little turtles on it.

Considering I knew for a while, I feel like our gifts are gonna be diff, Dee.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

... how long have you known about it?

[Time for Donnie to feel betrayed by Leo knowing something before he did.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

She told me like a month or two ago? idk when exactly. why?

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[That is a loud "weh" from Donnie's room.]

And you didn't think to tell me???

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

[The loud weh makes Leo laugh, more out of surprise than anything else.]

Cause I thought you knew?? You talk with Ray too!

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

... well, yes. But again, birthdays never came up!

How do they even come up at all?!

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I mean, it would just come up when it comes up?

I mentioned it in passing and she told me when her birthday is!

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

wait.

does she know when ours is then?

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Pretty sure I did tell her, lemme see

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

If you didn't, then I will.

[Because he kind of needs her help with his idea for Leo's gift after all.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Feel free to remind her later on if you want a cool gift, lol

I felt it was necessary to tell her we're Cool Halloween babies. Here to terrorize the masses.

[The idea of the two conspiring to get him a gift does not occur to Leo At All.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[Nooo, Leo. Taking away all the fun things from Donnie.]

I think the only one doing any terrorizing is you.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

[The power of siblings, tormenting each other in strange ways.]

You say, before you inevitably build something to make people turn into frogs or something.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

That's science, not terrorizing.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Its called terrorience, dear brother.

I mean, mad scientists exist in media for a reason.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

That isn't a word.

Yeah but that's because normal people don't understand what the scientists are doing.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Def a word, dearest brother.

Most people can tell when its good science if the scientists aren't cackling evilly while doing something, Donathan.