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Comments

May 12th

[makesascene]

soooooo

how do you feel about us getting a cat?

[soft_shelled]

[What a weird thing to ask him.]

Is this your way of telling me you stole a cat?

[makesascene]

why does everyone assume I stole a cat?????

[soft_shelled]

Because we know you?

[makesascene]

Remind me to never ask again, and just do stuff!!

I was just seeing if it was okay, since I saw this really fluffy white cat, and she looks cute.

[soft_shelled]

How about no, just ask to do the big stuff like this.

... And yeah it's fine? I'd think it's Bucky you'd need to ask about this first instead.

[makesascene]

omigosh you two are alike.

He told me to ask you first to be sure you were okay with it. I was planning on asking you both anyway to see what the vibe was.

[soft_shelled]

We are not!

... and have you got your vibe check then?

[makesascene]

Are so!

My vibe is indeed checked. We're getting a cat. We need to name her tho...

[soft_shelled]

Are not.

"We" need to? You're the one who wants the cat, Leo.

[Also don't ask Donnie to name the cat, he'll give it a nerd name.]

[makesascene]

but Donathan,,,

she would live with all of us, so also a "we" cat.

[soft_shelled]

Ah, but who would be in charge of the care of this cat, hm?

[makesascene]

Me, obvs, but c'mon, Dee!! You're helping by being around and being nice to the cat.

[soft_shelled]

Fine.

Hypatia, that's a good name.

[makesascene]

Humor me, what does that mean?

[soft_shelled]

It's the name of a female mathematician, Leo.

[A nerd name.]

[makesascene]

I'll add it to the list.


ok tho, what if we taught the cat math

[soft_shelled]

I don't think you can teach a cat math.

[makesascene]

You dunno if you can teach a cat math! They can recognize themselves in a mirror, so they're smart.

[soft_shelled]

I know you can teach them to talk, by pressing certain buttons that have words or phrases associated with them, so yeah I know they're smart.

[makesascene]

THUS, we can math a cat! Simple!

[soft_shelled]

I think teaching a cat math might be harder than teaching them word buttons.

[makesascene]

I mean, if you're not up for the challenge, that's fine, Dee. I could always ask around see if someone else is interested.

[soft_shelled]

[Wow. Wow, he knows what you're doing Leo and yet...]

You know no one else would be willing to do it, Leo.

[makesascene]

I'm sure I could find someone, Dee. Plenty of big brain people out here. Maybe they'd be up to the challenge of teaching a cat math.