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<TheCoolestTurtle> - June 5th

[makesascene]

Donathan, what are you planning on getting Ray for her birthday? I wanna know if we should coordinate.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[It takes him a moment to reply, because of slime brain and also trying to figure out if he knows when Ray's birthday is. The answer to the last thing is no, he doesn't know.]

Uh... nothing? I don't know when it is, Leo.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

bro

Its like this month, this week even.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[Good thing it's in writing, harder for Donnie to forget it. But also time for panic.]

what.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

dude

its on the 10th. Literally this Saturday.

How did you not know???

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

Because no one told me, how else would I be able to know?!

And don't go "well why didn't you ask" either!

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I feel like it's a fair question given you had no idea its your own girlfriend's birthday???

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

We've only been dating, technically, since the end of April so like barely two months! Birthdays have not come up as a subject!

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

ohmigosh, donthan

fine

fiiine

what are you getting her then?

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[Good question, Leo.]

I don't know!

something nice, but not flowers they die and don't last and I know she likes stuffed animals maybe one of those? But what if she has it already...

[Activate Classic Donnie Overthink.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I'd say make her something, but your dexterity is sooooo shot right now.

Maybe get her some sewing supplies? She'd probably like that.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[If he had legs he would be pacing right now, instead he is shifting between being solid enough to write a reply and just puddling in stress.]

I couldn't make her anything good in five days, Leo! At least not here, if we were home that would be a different story.

I mean, yes she does like sewing but that's so... Practical.

[He wants this to be a good gift, Leo. He wants to impress Ray!]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I was thinking like, you sewed her something or made her a card? Since your tech levels are mega low here.

And? Does Ray seem like someone who wants a flashy gift, bro?

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

I could make a card...

And? And? What are you getting her then, hm?!

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Do you want me to origami the card so it's at least shaped cool? I could give you some of my origami paper.

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy!

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

No, because then it won't be made by me.

... and come on, I don't want to like give her the same thing.

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Fine, fine, no fancy paper for you. It even has little turtles on it.

Considering I knew for a while, I feel like our gifts are gonna be diff, Dee.

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

... how long have you known about it?

[Time for Donnie to feel betrayed by Leo knowing something before he did.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

She told me like a month or two ago? idk when exactly. why?

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

[That is a loud "weh" from Donnie's room.]

And you didn't think to tell me???

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

[The loud weh makes Leo laugh, more out of surprise than anything else.]

Cause I thought you knew?? You talk with Ray too!

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

... well, yes. But again, birthdays never came up!

How do they even come up at all?!

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I mean, it would just come up when it comes up?

I mentioned it in passing and she told me when her birthday is!

<Bootyyyshaker9000>

[soft_shelled]

wait.

does she know when ours is then?

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Pretty sure I did tell her, lemme see